JOKE: definition of a wife and girlfriend
A Wife🙎 is like a TV📺 A Girlfriend💃 is like a MOBILE📱 At home u watch TV📺, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE📱 Sometimes u enjoy TV📺, but most of the time u play with ur MOBILE📱 TV📺 is free for life, but for the MOBILE📱, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated TV📺 is big, bulky and most of the time old! But the MOBILE📱 is cute, slim, curvy and very portable U can have only one TV📺 and be comfortable but mobile📱 can be packed like 3 in one pocket and they will still be comfortable We only change our TV📺 only if spoilt(dead) but we like a newer and a finer mobile📱 unless we don't see or hear about them Operational costs for TV📺 is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE📱 it is often high and demanding. TV📺 has a remote, MOBILE📱 doesn't Most importantly, MOBILE📱 is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV📺 you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not) Last but not least! TVs📺 don't have viruses👹👺, but Mobiles'📱 often do so let's love and cherish our TVs📺 and forget about the mobiles....📱 Tell every man close to you in particular those u love😏😜😜😜😜🍓🍎🍓🍎